Chapter 2, the bear has transformed into a spirit
At that moment, Wang Laura returned, bringing with her some adhesive bandages and wet wipes of unknown origin, and Ye Zilu immediately fell silent, pretending as if nothing had happened
He wanted to silently turn his head away, only to realize that he could not move a single finger on his entire body.
In that moment, Yan Ke widened her eyes, wanting to see which hospital's unscrupulous nurse was so audacious as to use a patient's head as an alarm clock.
"I am truly a person," Yan Ke said weakly, looking at the lewd smile that appeared at the corner of her mouth. "I had a car accident last night, and when I woke up, I found myself here, still unaware of what happened."
There is no need to rush, it is not yet time
The hardships in Yan Ke's heart are simply beyond words
Ye Zilu's nerves, as thick as a thigh, failed to keep up, causing her to instinctively respond after a two-second pause: "Hmm, what time is it?"
With a sense of clarity, Ye Zilu pondered for a moment, picked up the small bedside table, opened her laptop, and began searching for Yan Ke's name
Ye Zilu fell silent for a moment, raised her hand to rub her eyes, and then seriously threatened, "Comrade Waiwai, if you continue to speak in that disrespectful tone, I will roast your hair, strip you of your clothes, and hang you out the window bare-bottomed for all the gods and demons to see"
Ye Zilu rolled on the bed holding a bleeding little foot, saying in pain: "The bear, the bear has turned into a spirit..."
Wang Laura said: "Do not bring the intelligence of the proletarian brothers down to your level."
As Yan Ke caught sight of her own appearance in the mirror, she nearly lost her breath.
Then a piercing scream shot through Yan Ke's fragile eardrum—Ye Zilu's shiver was inconsequential, as her bare foot happened to step on the glass shards that had not been cleaned up from last night, instantly causing blood to flow like a river, nearly resulting in a tragic fate
As your master," she said earnestly, "Comrade Waiwai, I believe it is wrong for you to absorb the essence of the sun and moon without my knowledge, secretly cultivating yourself into a spirit! What if one day you need to undergo tribulation, and suddenly a thunderbolt strikes, destroying our building? Who will be responsible for the safety of so many people's lives and property? I suggest you accumulate some virtue, alright? The very first thing you say upon waking up turns me into a cripple! What if one day you need to undergo tribulation, and suddenly a thunderbolt strikes, destroying our building? Who will be responsible for the safety of so many people's lives and property? I suggest you accumulate some virtue, alright? The very first thing you say upon waking up turns me into a cripple! This month's full attendance is ruined.
Yan Ke silently counted on the side and discovered that the alarm, which rang every five minutes, had been turned off six times. Only then did the "giant" sluggishly sit up from the bed, his gaze vacant and his face displaying a bewildered struggle. Then his body swayed in mid-air, seemingly about to topple over and fall back asleep.
The alarm on the phone grew increasingly loud, almost shaking the ground for Yan Ke at that moment. The owner of the hand finally cursed and fumbled to locate the phone, deftly silencing the ringtone before turning over to continue sleeping
Of course, logically and based on common sense, Yan Ke knew that this was impossible, so he quickly connected the cause and effect and arrived at another conclusion that seemed scientifically plausible—he had suffered a brain injury from a car accident, which resulted in terrifying hallucinations
What else is there?
Ye Zilu asked tremulously: "Is it... is it you who is speaking?"
Illusion? To conjure up a person I know out of thin air? Well, even if it is an illusion of someone I know, at the very least it should be someone I think about during the day and dream about at night, ideally a romantic interest or close friends and family. It shouldn't be a passerby whom I've only met once or twice and barely remember, right
Yan Ke said: "If you also have to go to work, I think it should be getting late now."
She found that she was surprisingly not very scared; instead, she felt somewhat excited— that little bear was one she had bought back when she was in high school, and it had settled on her bedside table for many years, gathering a layer of dust on it
I have been kidnapped " Yan Ke despairedly summarized her current situation, " by a woman from a giant nation! "
Then he saw a gigantic mobile phone—literally, not the kind that was all the rage fifteen years ago, resembling a large brick like a mineral water bottle, but rather a phone that was at least half the size of his body!
Oh my, my foot! Ye Zilu has hit the nail on the head
Ye Zilu revealed a twisted smile to her: "I had my tendons severed by someone using the technique of separating muscles and bones... Laura, if I were to lose all my martial arts skills, would you abandon me?"
What is going on with you?" The aimless classmate Ye Zilu began her divergent thinking, "Since you have become a spirit, can you pass through walls? Can you fly? Can you turn stone into gold? At least transform into a handsome guy for us to see, right?"
The giant lingered in bed for five minutes, waiting for another alarm, then turned it off and continued to sleep
Wang Laura looked at Ye Zilu's foot, which had been fidgeting for a while and had stopped bleeding. After applying a band-aid, she hurriedly put on her coat and said, "It's really nothing, then I can leave now, or I will be late for work."
She, she, she actually heard that thing speaking! Not only speaking, but it can also tell the time!
What should we do?" Wang Laura asked helplessly while holding the first aid supplies she had found. "I think you should quickly call your boss to ask for leave—do you think a band-aid will work? Otherwise, we should go to the hospital instead
I thought it was a story about cultivating immortality, but it turns out to be a mundane tale of soul separation!
Wang Laura was bewildered and failed to grasp the essence
Oh. Ye Zilu sat on the edge of the bed, yawning and searching for her shoes with her bare feet on the floor. However, in the midst of her yawn, she suddenly stopped, her gaze becoming remarkably alert. She turned her head with a "gala gala" sound, staring in astonishment at the ugly little cloth bear with a crooked ear placed on her bedside.
Ye Zilu squinted her eyes as she scrutinized the little bear he was keeping.
From this angle, Yan Ke clearly saw this "female giant"
Ye Zilu was astonished, her mind began to conjure various myths and legends—Madame White Snake and Xu Xian, the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd, the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong... Were they not all about deities, demons, and fairies? In the throes of love, one could become so foolish as to start imagining oneself as a human? She felt that Yiyi, this silly plush bear spirit, was overthinking; it had yet to cultivate a beautiful or handsome form.
Mother!
Wang Laura changed into high heels and strode back, grabbing Ye Zilu's phone and handing it to her: "By the way, I almost forgot about this matter, quickly call your boss, I will supervise!"
The immense shock caused Yan Ke to momentarily succeed in controlling the body of the teddy bear filled with black-hearted cotton, unexpectedly completing a backward fall, landing stiffly on Ye Zilu's bedside table, its rounded back rolling a few times.
Yan Ke's gaze straightened for a moment, then slowly moved upward in a daze, and he saw the hand pressing down on his head
Perhaps still half-asleep, Ye Zilu maintained a certain semblance of calm bewilderment. She gritted her teeth as she cleaned the glass shards from her foot, then put on a slipper with one leg: "Help me out—I'll call you back in a bit"
Although it cannot be said to be particularly beautiful, it is evident that it is a woman's hand; however, it can easily encompass his entire head, covering a small patch of sky above him
Wang Laura awkwardly supported her arm, helping her to hop and skip towards the bathroom to wash her feet, while casually chiding: "Don't take too long! Call immediately if you're going to be late. What will your boss think? He will surely think that this girl just got up late in the morning and simply decided not to come. Is there any sense of organizational discipline?"
It is too painful to the eyes! Yan Ke thought in agony, even for a female giant, this is too painful to the eyes!
Ye Zilu opened the contact lens case on the bedside table, which contained a tiny mirror. However, it was sufficient for Yan Ke's appearance at that moment
"Stop talking nonsense, just hit!" Wang Laura glared, having lived together for over six months, she truly knew what kind of person her roommate was, able to drag even the smallest matters for ten days or half a month.
Yan Ke is in a state of disarray in the wind
Yan Ke came to her senses and said to Ye Zilu with difficulty: "Could you please... get me a mirror?"
Is it that there is no early demise, yet from then on one is left with missing arms and legs
Wow! Ye Zilu exclaimed
Even if you have mastered the Sunflower Manual, I still want to throw you out! Wang Laura discovered the culprit on the ground and quickly brought a broom to sweep up the fragments
Ye Zilu felt that she saw a kind of living light in the eyes made of plastic by Little Bear
As Yan Ke slowly regained consciousness, she was horrified to discover that she could not feel her limbs.
Ni ... ... Ma ... ...
Unless I fell in love with her at first sight and began to secretly admire her... Am I secretly in love with her? Yan Ke questioned her own heart
Ye Zilu waved her fist at her like a lucky cat, saying: "Goodbye"
After completing all of this, Ye Zilu tossed her phone aside, sat back on the bed with her legs crossed, and faced the little plush bear on the bedside table, which had seemingly come to life, with a serious expression.
While watching the injured person who seemed to have a brain injury, I couldn't help but speak up
Yan Ke found this illusion to be quite realistic and rather interesting, so she kindly glanced at the alarm clock beside her and informed her, "It is 8:30."
A bear? Or is it just an ugly, dirty, and seemingly cheap little teddy bear? ... One eye is bigger than the other, and to top it off, even the ears are crooked
News about the car accident has just emerged
He just knows that something is not right...
Taking advantage of her roommate's opportunity to take out the trash, Ye Zilu finally recovered from her "serious injury." Her expression darkened as she cast a murderous glance at the crooked-eared cloth bear on the bedside. In a low voice, she questioned, "Hey, what kind of monster are you!"
He looked at the female giant and shuddered, his face displaying an expression akin to seeing a ghost. Suddenly, he felt something was amiss—this illusion was too detailed; the woman's expression was just like that of a real person.
Judging by sight, the diameter of her head is definitely over 1 meter, and the breath coming from her feels like a level 3 wind, with a head of hair that resembles tangled grass rubbed against the pillow, most of her face buried in the pillow, soundly asleep.
Ye Zilu shrank her neck and, in front of her, dialed the phone to request leave. Only then did Wang Laura feel relieved and rush off to work
"... ... Could you wipe away the eye discharge?" Yan Ke finally could not hold it in any longer, feeling as if she had expelled the thorn that was lodged in her throat.
Ye Zilu was still advising her from behind: "Find https://www.hetushu.com to gather the fragments and throw them away. Someone online mentioned not to let the proletarian brothers who pick up trash cut their hands!"
However, what happened next was terrifying—he was awakened by a hand.
Indeed, my name is Yan Ke, my ID number is XXXXXXXXX, and I reside in the Shuiyuan Community within the Second Ring of Longcheng. If you don't believe me, you can check. Why would I lie to you?
It seems that Ye Zilu has made up her mind; given the cowardly appearance of this thing, even if it truly cultivates into a spirit, it is nothing remarkable
Yan Ke originally wanted to ask her to wash her face, but upon hearing this, he decided that circumstances were stronger than individuals, and that it was occasionally acceptable to be flexible—thus he averted his gaze, looking at the yellowed ceiling, and said with a sense of weariness: "I am a person"
These are the two words that linger in the minds of the injured, refusing to depart
Ye Zilu responded with a soft "mm-hmm," yet remained inactive
The piercing scream startled Laura Wang, who was in another bedroom. Miss Laura was applying mascara, and her hand trembled, nearly poking her eye. She hurried over and peeked in, asking, "What happened? What happened?"
In a state of confusion, the sound of a phone alarm rang out beside him, vibrating and blaring insistently. Then, a paw began to touch and pat around, eventually landing on his head and pressing down forcefully.
But I swear by heaven and earth, there truly is none
Miss Laura's gaze finally fell upon her injured foot. Her blood pressure had not risen in the morning, and faced with such a vivid reality, she gasped in shock, feeling a bit faint at the sight of blood. Supporting herself against the wall, her little face turned pale as she asked, "Are you okay? Do you... do you need me to call 120 for you?"
Ye Zilu felt as if she had not yet fully awakened, for just as she was swaying and about to lie back down for another five minutes of sleep, she heard a man's voice ringing out in the room, stating that she was almost late.
The moment he saw Wang Laura, he felt that this woman looked somewhat familiar. He carefully searched through his chaotic memories and finally recalled that this young woman was an employee of Liang Xiao's company, who had once come to the advertising agency to deliver a contract